April 2011
1 post
Watchseawitchery:
I started out clicking strategically… and by the end was just wildly clicking and dancing in my chair.
biancavirina:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
THIS THIS THIS THIS!
September 2010
1 post
June 2010
2 posts
I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.
BY MIKE LACHER
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Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.
You don’t like that your coworker...
March 2010
3 posts
October 2009
3 posts
August 2009
2 posts
July 2009
6 posts
Happy Junk Food Day
Today is national Junk Food Day. We have had 2 (yes 2!) meetings at work about this day. The main subject of conversation was whether we have junk food out and graze all day, or if we have an hour where we pig out. I think it is a scam made up by Hershey or Lays and is forced upon us by the corporation I work for which is somehow connected to a company that sells junk food. Why else would we...
June 2009
8 posts
Lunch Nabbers
My work colleague’s lunch was stolen by someone else at work today. This is rather disheartening. A frozen meal with her name written on it in big, black letters. I’m wondering if this was a pre-meditated crime, or something someone did on a whim. Maybe they were just scoping out the freezer to take note of what the average office worker was eating for lunch these days, saw my...
“Don’t you dare come over here. I’ll whack you so hard your mother...”
– A lady at my work to a guy at my work.
Bathroom etiquette
Why, oh, why, when there is a whole shitload of open stalls, must you choose the one right next to me?
May 2009
4 posts
“All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in...”
– Fran Lebowitz
“We might die from medication but we sure killed off the pain.”
– Bright Eyes
