Who shaves a baby?? And it looks as though you would have to spend quite a long time on the crotch!
Why do I love The Hills so much? It is an addiction that I can’t understand, but I just go with. I can’t relate to the characters at all, but I just LOVE them and want to follow their every move! Way to go MTV for creating such a time sucking obsession! I’m sad Lauren is off the show. I sent a picture of her hair to the hair dresser for my sister’s wedding. I love LC!
I just watched the newest episode and WTF is up with Stacy the bartender hanging out with Kristen. WTF!!!??? How did she weasel her way into being a part of the show?
I also LOVE LOVE LOVE The City!!!!
Sports can be for all sorts of animals.
(via johnwilkestooth)
Mr. T always taught us a valuable lesson.
Heehee!
Happy Junk Food Day
Today is national Junk Food Day. We have had 2 (yes 2!) meetings at work about this day. The main subject of conversation was whether we have junk food out and graze all day, or if we have an hour where we pig out. I think it is a scam made up by Hershey or Lays and is forced upon us by the corporation I work for which is somehow connected to a company that sells junk food. Why else would we celebrate it at work, and have 2 meetings about it? Something’s fishy—fried fishy!
My new favorite game: Super Bomber Man 2 for Super NES! My sweet and handsome boyfriend uploaded all the Super NES games onto my computer so I can play them whenever I want. Man of my dreams!
I used to strive to be these girls because they were so pretty and had such great hair/clothes. I loved to put the zit stickers all over my face and pretend to be pubescent.
I miss the crap out of these. No one has heard of them in Texas because they are losers without cheese curds. I am one too now :( maybe I can have them imported?!
Cheese curds = auto reblog. I had my yearly serving Saturday night.
Fat Ballz
Deep fried beer battered Wisconsin cheese curds, served with Chipotle mayo dipping sauce.
(submitted by Jacinda)
Lunch Nabbers
My work colleague’s lunch was stolen by someone else at work today. This is rather disheartening. A frozen meal with her name written on it in big, black letters. I’m wondering if this was a pre-meditated crime, or something someone did on a whim. Maybe they were just scoping out the freezer to take note of what the average office worker was eating for lunch these days, saw my friend’s Lean Cuisine, and took it for further research. Maybe they were having a hard recovery from the night before, didn’t notice her name, and absentmindedly tossed it in the microwave thinking it was theirs.
But in the more sinister sense, maybe they came to work this morning, realized they had forgotten their lunch, and actively decided they would take someone else’s. I wonder if they thought about it long. They had to have done it early enough to not get caught by the owner of the lunch, after all it did have to be microwaved for at least 5 minutes. That’s a big window of time where they could have be busted. And forget about eating in the breakroom. Too risky. I wonder how the walk back to their desk was with their stolen chow. Did the food taste normal, or was it seasoned with the bitter flavors of guilt and shame? Did they think about whoever the owner of the stolen food was? I hope so, but if not, I hope someone steals their lunch someday, and they realize the error of their ways, turn over a new leaf and stop being an A-hole.
I love graphic designers and their bad attitude toward certain fonts. I’m one of them :) There’s nothing that makes me want to vomit more than comic sans.
Don’t you dare come over here. I’ll whack you so hard your mother will feel it.
A lady at my work to a guy at my work.
Bathroom etiquette
Why, oh, why, when there is a whole shitload of open stalls, must you choose the one right next to me?
